Everybody used to be a baby.
The mailman? Baby.
The cashier at Aldi? Baby.
That person who cut you off in traffic? Baby.
Oprah Winfrey? Baby.
Donald Trump? Baby.
That homeless person you pass on the street every day? Baby.
Your grandma? Baby.
That kid in high school who had a weird lip? Baby.
Every single one of us was once a baby.
Now go act like it.
The racist guy at the back of the plane? Baby.